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Bidwell Mansion State Historic Park was a historic building with surrounding land in Chico, California, United States. It is listed as a California Historical Landmark #329 under the name \"Rancho Chico And Bidwell Adobe\" in 1939; and is listed on the National Register of Historic Places under the name \"Bidwell Mansion\" on March 24, 1972. On December 11, 2024, the building was destroyed by arson.
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Jiwanta Sambandha is a book written by Nepalese cardiologist Om Murti Anil in 2023. It is a memoir that explores the significance of relationships in modern life and delves into the essence of fatherhood.
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