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St Margaretsbury Football Club is a football club based in Stanstead Abbotts, near Ware, Hertfordshire, England. They are currently members of the Eastern Counties League Division One South and play at the Recreation Ground.
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SET domain containing 1B is a protein that in humans is encoded by the SETD1B gene.\n
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Gordon's War is a 1973 action film written by Howard Friedlander and Ed Spielman, and directed by Ossie Davis. It stars Paul Winfield as Gordon Hudson. Gordon's War was made at the height of blaxploitation films popularity from the early 1970s featuring some of the racial stereotypes of the genre.
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