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\"When It Comes to You\" is a song by Haitian-American singer-songwriter Fridayy, released as a single on 21 July 2023. It charted on the Billboard Hot 100 and Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs charts. According to Rated R&B, on the song, “Fridayy recounts a time when he was in a deep emotional abyss and shares how his significant other helped him out of it, which showed him what true love is”.
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