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The National Yacht Club is a yacht club located in Dún Laoghaire, County Dublin, Ireland.
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FileNet Corporation, a company acquired by IBM, developed software to help enterprises manage their content and business processes. FileNet P8, their flagship offering, is a framework for developing custom enterprise systems, but it can be used as-is.
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