{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Michael J. Hogan","displaytitle":"Michael J. Hogan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1282055","titles":{"canonical":"Michael_J._Hogan","normalized":"Michael J. Hogan","display":"Michael J. Hogan"},"pageid":11593110,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/Michael_J._Hogan.jpg","width":220,"height":343},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/Michael_J._Hogan.jpg","width":220,"height":343},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270473746","tid":"eeb23e95-d692-11ef-ad16-409f14bf8546","timestamp":"2025-01-19T18:26:43Z","description":"American politician (1871–1940)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Hogan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Hogan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Hogan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michael_J._Hogan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Hogan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Michael_J._Hogan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Hogan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michael_J._Hogan"}},"extract":"Michael Joseph Hogan was an American businessman and politician from Brooklyn, New York. A Republican, he was most notable for his service on New York City's board of aldermen and as a U.S. Representative from New York.","extract_html":"
Michael Joseph Hogan was an American businessman and politician from Brooklyn, New York. A Republican, he was most notable for his service on New York City's board of aldermen and as a U.S. Representative from New York.
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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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