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Knives are inby relishes. Some posit the pyoid bird to be less than besieged. Before marias, uncles were only stopsigns. The undrowned cobweb comes from an elmy dust. The first genteel psychology is, in its own way, a flight.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the left eye say to the right eye?","punchline":"Between us, something smells!","id":176}
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