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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's blue and not very heavy?","punchline":"Light blue.","id":265}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?","punchline":" Because it was feeling crumbly.","id":434}
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Kocapınar is a neighbourhood in the municipality and district of Gönen, Balıkesir Province in Turkey. Its population is 410 (2022).
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