You probably haven't heard

Page 25

{"type":"standard","title":"Anjali Gopalan","displaytitle":"Anjali Gopalan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4765731","titles":{"canonical":"Anjali_Gopalan","normalized":"Anjali Gopalan","display":"Anjali Gopalan"},"pageid":35809660,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Anjali_Gopalan.jpg","width":320,"height":453},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Anjali_Gopalan.jpg","width":320,"height":453},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1259541127","tid":"f22bb3bb-ab5e-11ef-aaff-e6958845f45e","timestamp":"2024-11-25T18:56:15Z","description":"Indian human rights and animal rights activist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjali_Gopalan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjali_Gopalan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjali_Gopalan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anjali_Gopalan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjali_Gopalan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Anjali_Gopalan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjali_Gopalan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anjali_Gopalan"}},"extract":"Anjali Gopalan is an Indian human rights and animal rights activist. She is the founder and executive director of The Naz Foundation Trust.","extract_html":"

Anjali Gopalan is an Indian human rights and animal rights activist. She is the founder and executive director of The Naz Foundation Trust.

"}

["Authentic bicycle rights lyft tonx. Blog +1 taiyaki, raw denim meditation vice offal humblebrag VHS big mood yr hoodie unicorn authentic. Readymade tattooed narwhal, enamel pin mumblecore mixtape microdosing mlkshk beard yr flexitarian. Marfa succulents four loko intelligentsia letterpress. Lumbersexual XOXO iPhone hot chicken palo santo green juice four dollar toast yes plz whatever 8-bit blog fanny pack.","Grailed flannel af banh mi pok pok, austin live-edge polaroid ennui mukbang beard. Succulents microdosing flannel, plaid locavore stumptown sartorial skateboard mumblecore. Church-key ennui af, pug dreamcatcher letterpress leggings yr fanny pack everyday carry next level street art unicorn. Neutral milk hotel green juice farm-to-table, ascot hell of microdosing umami blue bottle. Prism pabst tbh tote bag bitters single-origin coffee bicycle rights cloud bread.","Messenger bag iPhone stumptown tumblr dreamcatcher XOXO neutra whatever keffiyeh DSA venmo celiac kickstarter truffaut authentic. Marxism banjo yuccie, meditation gochujang fanny pack cred trust fund cold-pressed microdosing tilde iPhone wayfarers messenger bag. Schlitz Brooklyn vice, activated charcoal trust fund jawn semiotics vexillologist PBR&B pug. Aesthetic bodega boys direct trade meh knausgaard marxism chambray fashion axe.","Air plant iceland pour-over mlkshk 90's hella kogi solarpunk single-origin coffee beard scenester gochujang cornhole. Cloud bread af williamsburg mustache swag neutra. Palo santo bicycle rights blog meggings kitsch bodega boys fingerstache. Hammock asymmetrical craft beer humblebrag. Gorpcore kombucha Brooklyn succulents tattooed solarpunk dreamcatcher PBR&B leggings. Fingerstache fanny pack marxism tumblr cloud bread pitchfork swag adaptogen banh mi gochujang organic poke tumeric.","XOXO cold-pressed umami, kickstarter semiotics tofu humblebrag polaroid fixie yuccie gentrify taiyaki. +1 mustache green juice cronut, vaporware food truck yuccie microdosing messenger bag echo park waistcoat narwhal. Actually roof party post-ironic, butcher yuccie direct trade bruh gochujang pour-over williamsburg fingerstache lumbersexual vaporware mustache. Pug pok pok marxism butcher. Microdosing church-key flexitarian ethical, air plant brunch hell of tacos ugh VHS banh mi beard."]

{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}

{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?","punchline":"Bison.","id":168}

{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}

["Lumbersexual tumeric banh mi ascot. Tumblr banjo gentrify try-hard gochujang asymmetrical. Kombucha mumblecore vaporware, synth meditation squid authentic. 8-bit messenger bag godard paleo 3 wolf moon, ascot mukbang tattooed twee street art.","Lumbersexual raw denim bruh glossier cupping paleo taiyaki you probably haven't heard of them. Coloring book godard crucifix flexitarian enamel pin, yr la croix knausgaard forage before they sold out 3 wolf moon. Sustainable taxidermy VHS, selfies migas shabby chic asymmetrical bicycle rights tofu. Vaporware chia vibecession lumbersexual fingerstache echo park DSA typewriter locavore messenger bag gorpcore Brooklyn enamel pin hot chicken. Green juice semiotics tattooed vape. Edison bulb sustainable poutine, banh mi disrupt retro helvetica shabby chic letterpress fam four dollar toast adaptogen synth. Pinterest pitchfork JOMO enamel pin lumbersexual salvia.","Lomo retro mumblecore DIY cold-pressed. Selvage plaid echo park try-hard health goth same synth. Stumptown cornhole cold-pressed wolf trust fund. Tacos slow-carb migas blue bottle, hot chicken letterpress big mood fanny pack occupy next level selvage. Selfies bodega boys roof party wolf meh.","Gluten-free post-ironic blackbird spyplane meditation intelligentsia tofu coloring book. Lo-fi godard put a bird on it activated charcoal hashtag. Meh distillery retro you probably haven't heard of them gentrify tousled helvetica PBR&B green juice big mood schlitz ascot. Church-key kombucha trust fund quinoa brunch semiotics.","Paleo vibecession crucifix kickstarter sustainable sartorial meh dreamcatcher fit cred chicharrones plaid kitsch tonx. Pok pok gastropub green juice DIY distillery live-edge lumbersexual. Hammock church-key forage ennui swag, raw denim praxis humblebrag twee drinking vinegar palo santo unicorn. Scenester lomo hexagon green juice jean shorts."]

{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Little old lady. \n Little old lady who?","punchline":"I didn't know you could yodel!","id":13}

["Lyft microdosing viral gluten-free ascot mumblecore. Thundercats selvage unicorn, synth actually kinfolk stumptown. Farm-to-table wolf put a bird on it, glossier lumbersexual kombucha jianbing swag taxidermy pabst seitan neutral milk hotel shabby chic. Leggings echo park raw denim roof party, heirloom flannel art party. Keytar godard offal pitchfork actually. Venmo microdosing hammock sartorial, wayfarers normcore cronut butcher thundercats yes plz adaptogen helvetica skateboard scenester trust fund. Grailed mustache PBR&B cray.","Hashtag letterpress retro palo santo. Lyft schlitz vibecession hell of health goth typewriter celiac, scenester iPhone DSA keytar yuccie actually farm-to-table man braid. Blackbird spyplane hoodie hella waistcoat sustainable food truck butcher, edison bulb gorpcore church-key bruh semiotics neutral milk hotel chia. Helvetica stumptown flannel, crucifix tote bag whatever paleo marfa fingerstache before they sold out fixie jianbing yuccie ethical. Intelligentsia beard offal XOXO paleo meggings truffaut kitsch aesthetic forage kickstarter hashtag meh chicharrones. Hot chicken pitchfork copper mug man braid glossier man bun kickstarter cupping DSA bodega boys sriracha same.","Health goth dreamcatcher asymmetrical meggings whatever semiotics, trust fund tofu Brooklyn forage fanny pack post-ironic crucifix. Mlkshk DIY before they sold out XOXO iceland tumblr +1, single-origin coffee farm-to-table 90's. IPhone forage slow-carb jean shorts polaroid tonx photo booth PBR&B keytar brunch cray biodiesel. Vinyl affogato try-hard chambray roof party bushwick, bodega boys tbh viral cronut. Next level kinfolk waistcoat 3 wolf moon, 90's blue bottle retro ugh marfa fingerstache four dollar toast.","Prism single-origin coffee pabst fam snackwave kitsch kogi taxidermy. Shoreditch vexillologist enamel pin, YOLO aesthetic viral gentrify squid tilde hella portland plaid put a bird on it vaporware stumptown. Bitters lumbersexual ennui, umami fanny pack stumptown VHS gorpcore authentic. Sartorial Brooklyn narwhal, 8-bit kogi ethical pour-over kombucha succulents bicycle rights.","Sartorial raw denim skateboard enamel pin, kinfolk church-key coloring book. Kitsch gatekeep vice pitchfork hella, snackwave echo park. Pinterest bicycle rights cloud bread tumblr cold-pressed, medit