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The Gratiot River is a 15.0-mile-long (24.1 km) river on the north side of the Keweenaw Peninsula in Michigan. It is a tributary of Lake Superior.

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The FIDE World Chess Championship 1996 was a chess tournament held by FIDE to determine the World Chess Champion.

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Lieg is an Ortsgemeinde – a municipality belonging to a Verbandsgemeinde, a kind of collective municipality – in the Cochem-Zell district in Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany. It belongs to the Verbandsgemeinde of Cochem.

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