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{"type":"standard","title":"Pusté Sady","displaytitle":"Pusté Sady","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q924145","titles":{"canonical":"Pusté_Sady","normalized":"Pusté Sady","display":"Pusté Sady"},"pageid":7916717,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/Pusztak%C3%BCrt_templom_2a.JPG/330px-Pusztak%C3%BCrt_templom_2a.JPG","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Pusztak%C3%BCrt_templom_2a.JPG","width":1704,"height":2272},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1255144930","tid":"a0b27592-99d2-11ef-b6e0-7ceb1364e5c2","timestamp":"2024-11-03T10:58:59Z","description":"Municipality in Slovakia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":48.31666667,"lon":17.83333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pust%C3%A9_Sady","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pust%C3%A9_Sady?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pust%C3%A9_Sady?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pust%C3%A9_Sady"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pust%C3%A9_Sady","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pust%C3%A9_Sady","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pust%C3%A9_Sady?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pust%C3%A9_Sady"}},"extract":"Pusté Sady is a village and municipality in Galanta District of the Trnava Region of south-west Slovakia.","extract_html":"
Pusté Sady is a village and municipality in Galanta District of the Trnava Region of south-west Slovakia.
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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